1) There will be a bunch of kittens at the show. SERIOUSLY SO MANY KITTENS. KITTENS, Everywhere!
There will just be me, on stage, the audience and a whole bunch of adorable kittens. It will be awesome.
2) There will be puppies. OH MY GOD, so many puppies!
It’s going to be an hour, of me on stage, telling hilarious jokes to a room full of people who are laughing whilst intermittently playing with the cute puppies and kittens.
3) I’ll give you chocolate. BLOCKS AND BLOCKS OF DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE!
Picture it, me, on stage, with my jokes, while you enjoy chocolate and the company of dogs and kittens.
4) There will be bubbles… BUBBLES GUYS!
So, it’s me, on stage, telling my stories, with bubbles, chocolate, puppies and kittens everywhere.
5) I will be doing stand-up.
In fact, that’s the only thing that will be happening, no kittens, no puppies, no chocolates, no bubbles, just me with stories about near, near death experiences, love, possibly dating someone who is definitely racist and other things.
Oh, and there will be bubbles, that one wasn’t a lie.
For more information and tickets, go to:
http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/anthony-jeannot-is- unaccept-a-bubble/