5 Good Reasons to see Daniel Connell – Dodgem Car Saviour.

1. I guarantee you will learn something during this show.

2. There’s a 73% chance you’ll have a good time.

3. I have just performed the show at Perth Fringe, Adelaide Fringe and the Canberra Comedy festival. I am happy with it and can’t wait for MICF to begin. You should see as many shows as you can, and tell everyone you know to do the same.

4. Here is a short clip of me performing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rZRPwRnzy0<

5.I make up my own statistics.
Daniel Connell – Dodgem Car Saviour is on at Forum Theatre – Ladies Lounge

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/dodgem-car-saviour-daniel-connell

5 Good Reasons to see Andrew Finegan Sings Songs from the End of the World

1. It’s educational. This show will inform you with a basic knowledge
of the history of the End of the World (‘cos we’ve come *that* close a
few times) and equip you with some survival strategies, should the End
of the World actually happen. Trust me, I’m a librarian.

2. There are songs. Most of them are original, and if you were to
secretly record them, take them to a music producer, and make an
album, then you could get rich. And then I could sue you for stealing
my music, and I’d get rich.

3. I’ve been doing it a while. I wrote a lot of it back in 2012, and
performed it a bunch of times last year. And then I had to rewrite a
whole heap of 2012 references (because let’s face it, the film wasn’t
that great).

4. It’s still relevant. Sure, 2012 is *so* two years ago, but the
beauty of the End of the World is that there’s always another one
around the corner. Sir Isaac Newton predicted the world would end in
2060, and that whole gravity thing worked out well for him.

5. It’s on at the Butterfly Club, with multiple floors of kitsch, a
cocktail bar, and some of the best comedy cabaret shows in the
festival. It’s one of my favourite places in town, and I’m
super-excited to be performing there.

Andrew Finegan sings Songs from the End of the World at The Butterfly Club

 http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/sings-songs-from-the-end-of-the-world-andrew-finegan

 

5 Reasons to see Martin Dunlop in Martin Dunlop Begs His God for Forgiveness

1. Her ship never arrived, and though the townsfolk whispered that it had disappeared on the treacherous voyage round Cape Horne, she still comes to you in the dark and quiet, and sits there, waiting.

2. There is a scratching at the edge of hearing that calls to you, demanding that you become something …other.

3. Come on, 12 dollars for 45 minutes of exciting original standup! What are you, a bum? Get outta here!

4. Evelyn picked up her son’s limp corpse and carried it out the front, laying it gently on the curb. Truly, this was the Hardest Rubbish Day.

5. What do you mean? You already went to Martin Dunlop’s show. You *always* went to Martin Dunlop’s show. There was never a time or a place where you didn’t.

 

Martin Dunlop in Martin Dunlop Begs His God for Forgiveness is on at The Provincial Hotel from April 8

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/begs-his-god-for-forgiveness-martin-dunlop

Jennifer Wong Laughable: The One-Liner Show

1, One-liners are short. Perfect if you’ve got a short attention Spanish is a romance language.

2. One-liners are packed with surprises. Great for those who love not being able to predict how each joke will Sasketchewan.

3. One-liners are concise. Wow, I think this is the first time I’ve ever used the word ‘concise’ without having to say ‘Oxford English Dictionary’ right after it. That means a lot.

4. One-liners are full of wordplay. Just Sasketchewanybody.

5. The show is Laughable.

Jennifer Wong Laughable: The One-Liner Show is on at the Forum Theatre – Ladies Lounge

This is my show: http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/laughable-the-one-liner-show-jennifer-wong


5 Good Reasons to see That Sexy Show

1) Do you think Cosmo’s sex advice is socially irresponsible and dangerous? So do the (sane) humans of That Sexy Show! Go and watch Cosmo sex tips debunked right before your very (horrified) eyes! (This may or may not involve audience participation and often gets physical.)

2) They feature delicious pornstars and sexperts alongside some of Melbourne’s best tasting comedians! (Check Facebook for the linep – facebook.com/ThatSexyShow). Previous guests include Luke McGregor (Dirty Laundry Live, Nova FM, Time Of Our Lives), Catherine Deveny, Tom Ward (Please Like Me), Aeryn Walker (Game of Thrones) and this time round they’ll be joined by the likes of Fiona Patten – leader of the Australian Sex Party and pop-music comedy duo Die Roten Punkte.

3) You are guaranteed to learn something. Last time all in attendance became more knowledgeable about the pleasure (and seemingly lack of pleasure) derived from docking.*

*Docking; The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another’s penis.
Use it in a sentence? David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty’s stretchy foreskin.

4) The absolutely babin’ Geraldine Hickey (Triple M, The Librarians) is in it, joined by host and sex geek babe Sarah Jane and Adam Knox (Raw National Finalist) who are pretty good value too.

5) It’s central and on late, so you can fit it around anything else you’re seeing (The Butterfly Club, 5 Carson Pl, 10:30pm-midnight every Thursday of the festival)

Bonus: 
6) Cause you’re a kinky mother fucked (yay for you!) and you like watching awkward porn of a girl fucking a man in a panda suit just so that you can look at all the awkward looks on everyone else’s faces.
That Sexy Show is on Thursday nights at the very sexy Butterfly Club.

5 Good Reasons to see Joe Bone’s Bane Trilogy

1. If you’re on a diet, it’s a great way to not think about food for an hour.

2. You’ll get to glance around the room and hear someone else’s weird over exuberant laugh.

3. If you’re attempting a charity fundraiser to “Not laugh for one year”, it’ll be an interesting test of your mental strength. But you’ll probably be fine.

4. It’s won loads of awards and stuff, and has a Brazilian translation running in Rio called Billdog. If you really like Bane, and you speak Portuguese, and you have a spare $1500, and you’re fucking nuts, you can jump on a plane and watch Billdog in Rio, just before the World Cup.

5. There’s three shows!! All different. If you like Bane 3, come back and see Bane 2 and Bane.

Joe Bone’s Bane Trilogy at the Victoria Hotel

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/trilogy-bane