5 Good Reasons to see Dylan Cole in Safety First

Here are my 5 Good Reasons to see Safety First

1. It makes fun of the mediocre training instructors, seminars & courses seen frequently in everybodyā€™s working life.

2. There is a tea break in the middle of the show ā€“ with Arnottā€™s Assorted Creams ā€“ thatā€™s right, creams, not the cheap stuff.

3. You might learn something that could save your life.

4. Try and pick up all the subtle film references ā€“ 10 points & chocolate if you can name them all

5. You get a kick-arse certificate at the end, which is sure to impress any potential employee/suitor.

 

Sounds like a great show to take your office colleagues to, and you get a bickie!

Dylan Cole will be performing Safety First at The Tuxedo Cat – The Puffer Fish B at 7pm.

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/safety-first/

5 Good Reasons to see Notanotion by Billy O’Reilly and Firdi Billimoria

5 Good Reasons from Billy & Firdi
1) NotanotionĀ is a show written by comedians Firdi Billimoria & Billy O’Reilly, but ironically is performed by Billy O’Reilly and Firdi BIllimoria who are comics. Not only does it feature stand-up comedy, but it will also feature sketches, videos, and a contrived kidnapping. 2 comedians for the price of something that costs $15

2) Notanotion is a made up word, which could mean anything. It also could mean something. The thing that it means could be revealed to you if you come to the show. Other revelations during the show include the origins of a Sopranos guest cast member, the winner in a Root Vegetable verbal battle, and the truth behind the mental health industry.

3) Notanotion is playing at Club Voltaire in North Melbourne. A venue renowned for its support of diverse and innovative artists, but probably more renowned for its covert location. Tucked away in a small side street in North Melbourne, your friends will think you are on the cusp of the in-crowd by leading them to this magical hidden venue. Our recommendation, while walking down the Raglan St, look over your shoulder suspiciously a couple of times, and when you reach the door pretend to make a phone call and utter the words “The lyre bird sings in the pale moonlight,” and then pretend to hang up. If you follow those steps, your friends will hit “Like” more often when you post status updates about your uninteresting life.

4) Notanotion is playing right around the corner from the Fringe Hub, so you have the opportunity to see a multitude of other awesome shows right before or after it (look…. we know you also have the option to see other awesome shows during Notanotion, but we dont want to say that, so we’re not going to OK…OK?) And then maybe head to the Fringe Club, for a some beverages, artistic indecency and general sadness.

5) The following will not be a result of watching Notanotion: Diarrhea, delusions of grandeur, bipolar disorder, dysentery, a sense of decorum, syphilis, feline AIDs or dream fulfillment. The following will: chortles, lols, rofls, and other irritating acronyms.

NotanotionĀ is playing at the always groovy Club VoltaireĀ 14 Raglan St.Ā North Melbourne at 8.30pm

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/notanotion/

5 Good Reasons to see Simon Chugg is: Living the Dream

5 Good Reasons to seeĀ Simon Chugg is: Living the Dream

1. It will be the most entertaining hour of stand-up, storytelling and music about lucid dreaming, He-man, Timothy Leary and Vince Neil that youā€™ll see this Fringe. Or your money back.*

2. Simon Chugg has written, collaborated and performed with some of Australia’s best comedians and musicians including Michael Chamberlin, Charlie Clausen (TOFOP) and Tim Minchin.

3. Simon co-wrote and directed Lisa-Skyeā€™s directing Lisa-Skye’s 2012 critically acclaimed LADYBONER “[(a) wickedly funny walk on the wild side… stars – Herald Sun]”.

4. Simon was a 2013 Raw comedy finalist.

5. Donā€™t trust me, I have a vested interest in your attendance at the show. Check out the latest trailer and decide for yourself:Ā Ā https://www.facebook.com/events/577725075620641/

Simon Chugg is performing Living The Dream at Loop Bar

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/simon-chugg-is-living-the-dream/

5 good reasons to see Neil Sinclair’s Charmingly Useless

Neil’s 5 good reasons to see Charmingly Useless

1. It’s very funny… let’s cut to the chase here, funny is what we’re after.

2. It has a lot of jokes in it. I mean a lot… jokes like ā€œI was eating a salad earlier and it contained both chicken and egg… I ddn’t know where to startā€

3. It’s at this years most exciting venue, The Imperial, and the ticket get’s you cheap booze from the bar.

4. It’s a best of, so if you’ve ever been curious what my shows are like… this is the one to try

5. I cover none of the important issues of the day… none, and that’s a promise.

If you’ve not seen this RAW winning comedian before (and you should), this should be a good introduction for you.

Neil Sinclair’s Charmingly Useless will be on at The Imperial from Sept 29th at 8pm

Neil’s own website:

Interview with Alan Davies

By Lisa Clark

Alan Davies is most famous at the moment for his work as the regular dunce on the quiz panel series QI and also for the titular character in the recently revived drama mystery series Jonathan Creek. In 2011 Alan spent several weeks in Australia performing live QI with Stephen Fry and a lot of Australian comedians and then did his first solo standup tour in over ten years. He did warm up gigs for it around small venues in Melbourne and then took the show, Life is Pain back to tour the UK. Heā€™ll be reviving it in the UK for a short tour in November 2013.

In March 2014 Alan will be premiering his new stand up show in Australia called Little Victories. Tickets are currently on sale and Alan was kind enough to spend more time than I expected chatting with me about stuff.

Alan begins by telling me that we have half an hour before he will be talking to the Adelaide Advertiser.

Lisa: Do you still have relatives in Adelaide?

Alan: Iā€™ve got 2 cousins in Adelaide I try & see them when I go down there.

Lisa: Is that why you are so good at doing an Aussie accent or is that because of all the years watching Neighbours?

Alan: Definitely Neighbours, but probably even more Richie Benaud who was always on the telly when I was growing up. He was wildly popular in the UK, I know he was loved in Australia but he was loved here too.

Lisa: We were lucky in Australia to seeĀ Life Is PainĀ your first live standup in over 10 years and you seem to have enjoyed it so much you toured it around and are back to do a new show for us March next year. Was it an enjoyable return to standup?

Alan: Yeah Loved it

Lisa: Is it true that doing QI in Australia made you excited about performing in front of live audiences and was the reason you decided to go back into stand up?

Alan: Not realy, the tour was already booked. The QI shows were part of my going back to that though. It was Marnie Foulis, blame Marnie, Iā€™ve known her for 20 years I think, sheā€™s Colin Laneā€™s partner. When Lano & Woodley & I were nominated for the Perriers to win…

Lisa: Oh you were nominated that year?

Alan: Yeah I was supposed to win, I was the red hot favourite. Me and Harry Hill were the red hot favourites. Everyone on the panel put Lano & Woodley as their 2nd favourite show. So when they added up the votes they wonĀ [sounds like our recent election]. I went to stay with Marnie and Colin at their house the following year and they put the Perrier Award on my bedside table, but despite that weā€™ve remained good friends. Marnie was saying ā€œCome out to Australia, come out, come out, Iā€™ll promote youā€ and she and Bec Sutherland promoted me. We started off in 2011, we booked five shows in five cities and we ended up doing sixteen shows in sixteen nights and the whole thing was off the back of the popularity of QI. I was a bit overwhelmed really and I loved doing the show. Iā€™d worked on it at home then I came out and did warmups in Melbourne around some of the comedy clubs.

Lisa: I remember all the excitement in comedy circles when you were doing those warm up gigs around town. Are you planning to do that again while you were here?

Alan: Well itā€™s a different situation unfortunately, because at that time my wife came with me and we had two small children, we had a 4 month old baby and a two year old and the flight nearly killed em. It was pretty brutal that flight and everyone got sick. The kids got really ill, I donā€™t know how long the air has been in those planes, itā€™s just filthy and she said Iā€™m not taking the kids on a flight like that again until they are older and they can cope. So last time I was out in Australia for eight weeks Now Iā€™m going to be in Australia for fifteen days so all the warm ups and all my preparation unfortunately is going to be done in the UK & rather than go around all the little comedy clubs in Melbourne Iā€™m going to Hamer Hall which is a whole different ball game, which is very exciting, Iā€™m really looking forward to it.

Lisa: Your show last year had quite a bit of smut in it towards the end and I was wondering do you think you shocked some of your audience members who were expecting that nice bloke off the telly and you were using all these naughty words?

Alan: (laughs) Smut is such a funny word. Donā€™t even really know what smut is any more. But yes I know what you mean, there were quite a lot of sex toy jokes. I had a lot of fun doing that material and yes, maybe there were a few people in there going [puts on silly posh voice] ā€˜ooh my goodness I did not expect thatā€™ and thatā€™s the fun of doing the stand up. The stand upā€™s me and itā€™s my show itā€™s not me being the dunce on QI and itā€™s not me being the weirdo nerdy genius Jonathan Creek, itā€™s me being me talking about my life, my family & my view of the world and I think being away from standup for ten years gave me a chance to develop a view of the world rather than just jumping around and say anything I thought was funny which is what you do as a standup in your twenties. Youā€™ve got bit of something to say and had a bit of a life and itā€™s interesting to go back to it and it means it works quite well for me now. Having a young family now, it means I can go away for short periods do some shows and get back home to them. If Iā€™m touring the UK I can do about three shows a week and the rest of the week Iā€™m at home. Itā€™s about getting that balance right and seeing them while theyā€™re small.

Lisa: Life is Pain had a lot of fantastic stories from your childhood and some about being a new dad can you give us any idea of what you are planning to talk about in this new one? Have you started writing it yet?

Alan: The shows quite well formed. Iā€™ve been working on it this Summer over here in the UK. I do these work in progress gigs in a little studio theatre. I donā€™t do the clubs as much anymore. I canā€™t really justify leaving my wife at home with the little ones just to go and do five minutes somewhere. So I book a studio theatre and I go on stage with notes and I talk to an audience for an hour or so and at the end of it it evolves very slowly. I just did eleven shows in Edinburgh in a 150 seat theatre getting the material into shape. Iā€™ve got a pretty good solid hour of stuff and itā€™s quite personal really. Itā€™s about me and my dad and me and my son and me and my daughter and change you know with your parents when you become one and thereā€™s a bit of illness in the family as there is in all families, you know So thereā€™s a few things to talk about and itā€™s been a bit of fun exploring that. Now Iā€™m putting that to one side and I go back and do last yearā€™s show, [Life is Pain] Iā€™m going around the UK doing that again in November. Then that goes out on DVD, and I can fully turn my attention to Austalia in March which is the new show and Iā€™ll be doing warm ups in January, February. Dusting off the Edinburgh show, adding some bits, trying to evolve a new ninety minutes. Thatā€™s what I really need to put on a proper tour show, you need a good ninety minute set.

Lisa: Iā€™d like to ask who in comedy inspired you? A lot of people you talk about in your book Teenage RevolutionĀ  are your heroes but not a lot of standup performers get the nod. You mention a few people in the last chapter that you encounter when youā€™re starting out in stand up like John Hegley and Eddie Izzard. So I was wondering who you looked up to when you were starting out?

Alan: A very big influence was Billy Connolly

Lisa: He was doing stand up when there was no standup

Alan: Yeah, well he was doing those big concerts in a way that other people werenā€™t. Standup was still in working mens clubs and strip clubs and end of the pier shows. The comedy circuit in London was quite fledgling and small.So Billy Connolly was a big influence, particularly he did a thing on ITV in the UK called An Audience With..

Lisa: Yep, Iā€™ve seen that, itā€™s great [I think it was the best of all of them]

Alan: Itā€™s a really funny hour, a very funny hour of comedy. Dave Allen was also very important.

Lisa: Yeah, Dave often gets forgotten as a great standup [or rather sit-down]

Alan: Then there are a lot of American comics, I really like Steve Martin, but I donā€™t know particularly what influences you. I think the thing is you have to find your own way and you have to find your own voice. Thatā€™s very important and you certainly wonā€™t do that by copying. When I started in the circuit it was quite a political scene. There were quite a few comedians, mainly on the left and there was a lot of anti-Thatcher feeling generally in the UK and I was trying to do topical, news based material, but increasingly I found youā€™d go to a comedy club youā€™d have to say to the other comedians ā€˜What have you got on this, what are you saying about thatā€™. But if you talked about your grandmotherā€™s knitting, no one else is talking about that and if you talked about something several times over a number of gigs then it evolves into a routine rather than being two or three half developed jokes. So I found I could go in and be more autobiographical and then it was personal and it was just my stuff and it would grow and evolve over time and that was my development as a comedian really. I was never going to be a character comic and I was never going to be one of those surreal, off the wall type Harry Hill comedians. It was always going to be anecdotal nonsense. Half the time when I was starting as a comedian I didnā€™t know why they were laughing or why they werenā€™t. You know it takes a long time to get the hang of it.

Lisa: Did you keep diaries when you were growing up? I canā€™t remember my youth as clearly as you seem to.

Alan: When I was writing the book,ā€¦ whatā€™s interesting now is… much of what I was talking about is on Youtube. Itā€™s really odd, thereā€™s quite a lot of stuff, particularly if youā€™re talking about somebody like Debbie Harry or Paul Weller. When I was a kid, when Debbie Harry and Blondie were going to be on Top of the Pops, that week you had to be in at 7.25 and watch it. You didnā€™t have a VCR and it wasnā€™t repeated and that was your chance to see her for three minutes on television and now you can see, on line, all of anything that anybodyā€™s ever done at any time of the day or night. Itā€™s quite odd. Thatā€™s one of the major cultural differences I think that exists between my life now and my life as a young man. So I just did a lot of trawling through Youtube going back, remembering stuff. Apart from Youtube there are websites and they have loads of stuff about events in the 80s.Itā€™s well documented. I remember specific important incidents from my teenage years, but it was a matter of looking at my own life on the internet. The book is about the changing nature of hero worship as you go through adolescence. Itā€™s about who you revere when you are younger and how you find heroes and why you do and what they mean to you.

I had a bit of a big idea for the book and I donā€™t think I quite realised it. It sort of fell between two stores and the publishers didnā€™t help much. The idea was that it was going to be a quirky non-fiction cult thing and then in the end the marketing department got hold of it and said ā€˜Hang on, isnā€™t it about Jonathan Creek has written a book about his life? Weā€™ll put his picture on the front and try and market it as a ChristmasĀ celebrityĀ book.ā€™ And in so doing they absolutely killed it because people are sick and tired of ChristmasĀ celebrityĀ books, they assume that theyā€™re going to be absolutely shit. It didnā€™t really get reviewed, the only mention it got in the newspaper was from some world weary reviewer who said Iā€™ve been handed a bunch of celebrity Christmas books which I assume have all been ghost written and I found that really really heartbreaking cause it took me months and months to write it and heā€™s not even going to look at it. If heā€™d read it and said itā€™s a load of crap I could put up with that. It was one of those things that sent me back toward standup actually ’cause I thought, Well I tried writing a book, I do a podcast about football which we canā€™t get any money out of, they cancelled Whites which was my sitcom that I was really proud of and thought would last three or four years and they canned that and I ended up thinking, you know what? Iā€™m just going to get up on stage and talk to the audience, itā€™s the thing I do best and maybe Iā€™ll enjoy it and if I donā€™t then I wonā€™t anymore and I did. Luckily.

Ā Lisa:Ā When did you realise that comedy could beĀ a careerĀ for you?

Alan: I was pretty fixated on that. When I left university I didnā€™t want to get a job, I wanted to get on the circuit. I knew it was there. It took me six months before I started getting paid gigs.

Lisa: Did you think that this was a way of becoming an actor or was comedy the end goal?

Alan: Well I always wanted to.., I did a lot of both at university and I have some aptitude for acting. Iā€™ve done a lot of plays. I never really considered standup til the late 80s.Though of course it was there. Most of the people at uni who I thought I might write comedy with in the French and Saunders style never quite worked out. So stand up presented itself and I had a really great five years on the circuit. Thatā€™s all I did, you know? Hundreds and hundreds of gigs, but after a while I though, I donā€™t want to be on the circuit for the rest of my life, I want to do other things. I want to do a sitcom, I want to do some radio and I want to do other sorts of comedy and so I started pointing myself in other directions and it was through trying to get a sitcom off the ground that I ended up getting the opportunity to audition for Jonathan Creek and things changed quite dramatically really. Then it became, once I was doing a lot of drama filming, it was harder and harder to keep my standup mojo. Cause youā€™re not in the clubs every week and you couldnā€™t get your material together and I fell out of love with the touring side of things a little bit and it was hard for me to go on the late spot at the Comedy Store cause I was so familiar to the audience from television that they would just get a bit too excited because theyā€™d had so much to drink. I got a bit downhearted about it really and I never thought Iā€™d be away from it for ten years. I really didnā€™t. I always thought Iā€™d get back into it. It just took me a while.

Lisa: About QI Do you see it as a 26 year project? Do you think it will make it through to the full 26 years?

Alan: O yeah, weā€™re in it for the long haul, weā€™re totally in it for the long haul. We might end up on some obscure little website by the time we reach the end of the alphabet. I know the BBC will still be giving us airtime. Were up to series K thatā€™s just started going out in the UK last week and hopefully youā€™ll get that in Australia sometime between now and March when I come. Itā€™s a good series, weā€™ve got some good guests and itā€™s in rude health at the moment, QI, and thereā€™s no sign of anyone ā€“ the producers, researchers or me and Stephen – weā€™re not flagging. Weā€™re bang up for another lot.

Lisa:Ā Have you learned a lot about the world from QI or has it just made things more difficult to get your head around?

Alan: Yeah, Iā€™ve learned that I donā€™t know anything. Thatā€™s quite humbling and quite healthy.

Lisa: Youā€™ve done radio, theatre, TV drama/documentary/comedy/panel shows, books, theatre, standup bit of film. Apart from your upcoming tour here, have you gotĀ anything else newĀ on the go?

Alan: Well really Iā€™m back doing what I always did. Today was the first day of shooting on the new series of Jonathan Creek. Which is three brand new episodes. Iā€™ve been working with Sarah Alexander all day. Iā€™m doing that for the next eight weeks. The new episodes will air in the UK around about the time Iā€™m out in Australia or just before. So hopefully youā€™ll get those soon. Then Iā€™m touring the old standup show [Life is pain] in November and then the new show warm up dates in February and a nice juicy tour of Australia in March and then Iā€™m doing some dates in April and in May and June we do another series of QI. Iā€™m quite busy the next six or eight months. Itā€™s quite a busy period.

Lisa: Have you ever thought that youā€™d like to make a movie?

Alan: Oh yeah I think about it. Itā€™s not one of those things you can control. One of the nice things about standup is that at least if you think ā€œDo you know what? Iā€™m gonna do a showā€, you can actually just do a show. It becomes quite difficult when youā€™re dependent on being cast in other peopleā€™s things. Thereā€™s always something, you know. Whites was a big disappointment but Oliver Lansley was one of the co-writers and we became good friends and weā€™re noodling away at a show at the moment that weā€™re hoping channel 4 will take. Thereā€™s always something going on. But the things you actually end up doing are, as the saying goes, the things that come up between your plans.

Lisa: Thatā€™s really the end of my questions but I wanted to say how much I enjoyed reading your book because I grew up the same time as you and it resonated with me.

Alan: Well thatā€™s nice of you to read it ā€˜cause it was so much effort to write it. I donā€™t know if you saw it, if you got in in Australia, but there is a three part TV series based on it about life in the 80s in the UK called Teenage Revolution

Lisa: I donā€™t think it did get shown here in Australia, but I got to see it on the Youtube.

Alan: Well the response I got about that, people our age were just bowled over by it. The rush of memories and the soundtrack that played for it.

Lisa: I enjoyed that your perspective on the 80s was different to how itā€™s usually portrayed in the media as a boom time of shallow excess. Thatā€™s not how I remember it.

Alan: Yeah. It feels so weird though. I started doing standup in that decade, yet it feels like a lifetime agoā€¦.No Mobiles

Lisa: Well we survived

Alan: Yeahā€¦ butā€¦

[His voice sounds like heā€™s glad mobile phones came along.]

Lisa: Thank you, Iā€™ll let you go now

Alan: Thank you and itā€™s very nice to talk to you.

Lisa: Nice to talk to you too and I look forward to seeing your show when you come out.

Tickets for Little Victories are selling out fast at TicketmasterĀ http://www.ticketmaster.com.au/Alan-Davies-tickets/artist/1621116?tm_link=tm_homeA_b_10001_1

5 Good Reasons to See Lisa-Skye in Songs My Parents Taught Me and Art, Sex and Snacks

5 Good Reasons to See Art, Sex and Snacks at MFringe 2013

1. Every night a hand-picked selection of the most fascinating emerging & established practitioners from all artistic disciplines come together to discuss their artistic practice. And sex. And snacks.

2. Bring the questions you’ve been dying to ask artists. With Mr Lisa at the helm, expect controlled chaos and a controversial education.

3. At last year’s sessions we discovered:
– The disgusting favourite late-night treats of puppeteers

– Stranger-than-fiction secret sexual lives of dancers

– The beyond-a-joke drafting process of comedians

– What one of Australia’s top burlesque stars considers ‘comfort food’

– How award-winning actors ‘unwind’ after a long season

– And hilarious anecdotes combining them all from one of Australia’s biggest rock stars.

Who knows what we’ll reveal this year?

4. Discover the fascinating voices behind Melbourne Fringe 2013, while finding out the unmissable shows of the festival.

5. Hidden in the depths of cool-kid hangout of choice, Tuxedo Cat, this promises to be a show that goes there. And everywhere else.

Art, Sex and Snacks is on at The Tuxedo Cat – The Wild Pony at 10.45
http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/art-sex-and-snacks/#

5 Good Reasons to See Songs My Parents Taught Me Ā at MFringe 2013

1.It received unanimous good reviews in its sold-out Comedy Festival season so it’s bloody objectively bloody good.

2. Lisa-Skye has a whole bunch of new shirts. Oh, and has just come back from a kick-arse Edinburgh Fringe run. After which she bought a bunch of shirts. Well, 3 shirts. They’re heaps green and cool.

3. The script supervisor on this version, Cam Rogers, WRITES VIDEO GAMES for a living. Can you expect more strafing? Yes. Fewer jokes? HELLS NO HE’S FUNNIER THAN MR SKYE EVEN.

4. It’s a fascinating glimpse into the sinful life of the average 70s twenty something juxtaposed with the ridiculous life of a modern-day hedonist dickwit.

5. For real, Lisa-Skye is totally maybe not out of your league.

Songs My Parents Taught Me is on at The Tuxedo Cat – The Jackle at 8.15
http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/songs-my-parents-taught-me/

Melbourne’s foremost Goth comedian is putting on two shows at The Tuxedo Cat, her own and a late night interview show so there’s double the opportunity to bask in Lisa-Skye’s corset clad awesomeness at Melbourne Fringe.