DC3 The Ringtone Cycle

By Lisa Clark

Having just come from another more traditional stand up type of comedy festival show, the atmosphere and audience at Fortyfivedownstairs is distinctly different to a typical comedy crowd. There’s an arty rock n Roll feel. Is that someone I’ve seen perform on Rockwiz? Is that someone wearing sunglasses at night? Is that man on stage an ex lead singer from This Is Serious Mum? If you’re too young to remember TISM you might know their song Somebody Start a Fight or Something used as the Theme for Paul Provenza’s The Green Room. If you’re too young to remember TISM this might not be the show for you.

Damian Cowell is still angry about a lot of stuff and is still amused by so much that abhors him that he is able to turn it into comedy. The only difficulty for the audience is keeping up with his avalanche of satire. The opening is a bombardment of Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyrie, a welcome song about the gathering with traces of nuts and a lengthy spoken word monologue somewhere between poetry and stand up. Meanwhile you are trying to read all the words projected onto the white wall behind the band. The words can get quite dense with the back wall occasionally resembling a telephone book (remember them?) but become more effective when it features one word at a time. The best approach is to let it all wash over you, take in what you can and enjoy laughing at the funny bits. Things repeat enough to build up a kind of concept collage that comes together to make sense.

But Whatā€™s all this about Wagnerā€™s Ring Cycle I hear you ask? Well Iā€™d rather not give that away, Iā€™ll leave that for you to discover and enjoy, and needless to say you donā€™t need to know anything about Wagner to enjoy this. However you might have to be over 30 to get a lot of the humorous pop references as he eviscerates our love of popular culture and how itā€™s changed since the 1970s. There’s a romance to Damien’s sarc that is connected with nostalgia and softens his vicious wit. His delivery and style is reminiscent of John Clarke but with a little more venom.

If you know TISM or DC3 youā€™ll know what to expect from the songs that act as sign posts in the well structured show. These include (and Iā€™m guessing at some of the titles here) ā€˜A Gathering,Ā Shitness, No Longer Popular Search Word Party (hilarious!), Root Shoot Marry, Henry Fucking Wagons and Stop. Some of these are available on their new album ā€œMay Contain Traces of Nutā€. This wasn’t a concert as such but I still had to fight an urge to dance. The other two members of DC3 in elegant white suits, played guitar and bass, or politely sat in the audience during Damianā€™s rants and helped set the stage behind him.

Iā€™m sure the irony of performing to an arty crowd sitting at little tables in an art gallery/theatre/bar in Melbourne while tearing strips off pretentious arty wankers is not lost on Damian. This is comedy at itā€™s most cerebral and socio-political. Itā€™s also wildly entertaining and hilarious. Certainly not your bog standard stand up comedy.

The DC3 are performing the Ringtone Cycle at Fortyfivedownstairs
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2013/season/shows/the-ringtone-cycle-the-dc3

Interview With Andrew Spiers and Elliott Tiney from Idiots of Ants

By Luke Simmons

Andrew Spiers and Elliott Tiney of UK sketch quartetĀ Idiots of Ants had a moment in St Kilda to answer some important questions for us.

Luke: Are there any comedians or groups that inspired you to get into sketch comedy?

Elliott Tiney: Obviously thereā€™s the Monty Python stuff and perhaps the Goodies. But I wouldnā€™t say weā€™re surreal so weā€™re not really like them. Our stuffā€™s probably more akin to Big Train and Not The Nice Oā€™Clock News. Itā€™s quite traditional sketch comedy what we do rather than having 4 stand-up comedians like some other sketch acts out there.

Andrew Spiers: What we do is we take traditional sketch comedy and put a modern twist on it. We sketch about modern things that people can relate to.

Luke: What are the strangest things youā€™ve ever seen on the tube in London?

Elliott Tiney: A friend of mine opened up the doors which link up the carriages and had a wee in between! Which I think is dangerous. You could get electrocuted!

Andrew Spiers: I once saw a man swinging from the handrails by his knees with his trousers and underpants around his ankles. That was pretty bad. Oh no! Wait!

Elliott Tiney: Here we go.

Andrew Spiers: I saw a man take off both of his shoes, take off his left sock and then his right sock. He put his left sock on his right foot, he put his right sock on his left foot and then he put his shoes back on.

Luke: What do you guys think will be the next Internet craze that will take over the world?

Elliott Tiney: Ough, if only you could predict the next viral hit…. I tell you whatā€™s never really been done on YouTube. It seems like a wasted opportunity. When I was a child in the 80ā€™s, mooning was a big thing. And you know how they brought out that Rick Astley thing where youā€™d be watching a YouTube video and suddenly his song would cut in. What was that called?

Andrew Spiers: RickRoll’D!

Elliott Tiney: Yeah, RickRoll’D! This is what we should do. Listen up. We get videos with some really interesting titles and it must have a good start so everyoneā€™s focussed and then BAM. My arse is there.

Andrew Spiers: Is it always yours?

Elliott Tiney: Itā€™s my arse, yeah. And what Iā€™ve done is, Iā€™ve pulled my bum cheeks apart a little so itā€™s disgusting.

Luke: We call that a brown eye in Australia.

Elliott Tiney: Oh right, we call it arsing

Andrew Spiers: So brown eyeing.

Elliott Tiney: Yeah, so thatā€™s going to be the next Internet craze. You heard it heard first kids!

Idiots of Ants are performing their sketch type comedy at theĀ Victoria Hotel in the Banquet Room
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2013/season/shows/model-citizens-idiots-of-ants

St Kilda Comedy at Felix Bar

by Luke Simmons


To mark the first official day of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, a near full-house
witnessed a great night of sample comedy at the Felix Bar in St Kilda. And unlike the measly samples
you get at supermarkets, everyone left this night feeling full to the brim. MCā€™d skillfully by Matt
Okine, the night provided punters with a taster of the other 7 comicsā€™ shows which are happening
throughout the festival.

The balmy night got off to a great start when it became clear that the crowd didnā€™t need any extra
geeā€™ing up. Okine then slammed into his routine and had everyone in his hands throughout the
night as he brought us into his world of money (see: envy), food and… his square-looking nuts.
Great job Matt and do check out Broken Diamond House!

Greg Fleet hit the stage and killed it as per usual. As a taster for his upcoming show, Greg mostly
spoke of drugs in both the sporting and ā€œrelaxationalā€ sense. If you ever have a beer with him, ask
him whether heā€™s ever been recognised for his role as the killer in Neighbours… For more of Fleet,
see: The Boy Who Cried Sober.

Dayne Rathbone (Itā€™s Me Dayne) then came on and kind of took everyone by surprise with his
unique brand of humour. Part of his appeal and funniness comes from his (deliberate) awkward
style of storytelling. However, he closed with a rape joke which seemed to divide the room
somewhat.

Dilruk Jayasinha then hit the stage at a million miles an hour and took everyone through the trials
and tribulations of his love life. Not surprising, he has a show coming up with Adam Francis called
RomCom. No one likes to get dumped and Jayasinha took the crowd through some of the worst
case scenarios of being on the receiving end. He rocked the mic.

The super stylish Rhys Nicholson waltzed onto the stage and gave the audience a lesson in hard
partying, Sydney culture and to use social media to lift yourself out of the dumps. Nicholson thrives
on pushing the sexual envelope and has the slickness to pull it off ā€“ then some. Check out: Dawn of
a New Error
.

Imagine that Shane Hunter is that Aussie mate of yours who loves telling stories of everything thatā€™s
wrong with humans and/or Australians. Multiple his wit/delivery/timing by 100 and then you have
Shane. I think heā€™s worked out how the pyramids were made. Hunter is a piss-funny man youā€™d love
to have at your BBQ. His Festival show is called Help Me Hunter.

Juliet Myers then slammed onto the stage and made use of every second she had. Her high energy
set covered highbrow Brit culture and proves that some people do become Ć¼ber jerks as soon as
they leave their shores. Sheā€™s got a massive reputation and proved itā€™s warranted based on her set.
See: Middle Lane Swimmer.

Damian Power skilfully closed off the night with a power set including an intellectually challenged
sportsman who finds clarity. This guy is a clever man. He then outlines why racist people have
mental deficiencies while pointing out how drugs can have positive effects on motivation levels. If you
like Bill Hicks, youā€™ll love this guyā€™s way of thinking. See: Monkeys In Space

Based on audience reaction alone, this night made everyone laugh, was very reasonably priced and
gave an ideal insight into what to expect at the comicā€™s full length shows. Felix Bar Comedy regularly
attracts funny men and women of the highest order for their Wednesday nights ā€“ and they did it
once again.

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2013/season/shows/st-kilda-comedy-at-felix-bar

5 Good Reasons to see Gavin Baskerville, Jordana Borensztajn and Doug (Tracey Cosgrove’s Dodgy Cousin)

5 Good Reasons to see Gavin Baskerville: Crunch Time

1. I have chips.

2. I’m from Tasmania. In the good way (apples, fresh air, Princess Mary), not the bad way (you know, I know, we all know).

3. I’m allowed to go to the whiskey bar if enough people buy tickets to my show.

4. I love whiskey.

5. Did I mention the chips?

Gavin is giving out chips and comedy at Three Degrees
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2013/season/shows/crunch-time-gavin-baskerville

5 GOOD REASONS TO SEE Jordana Borensztajn in SOCIAL NEEDIA: THE EPIDEMIC
1. Are you a victim of Social Needia; an epidemic that’s gone viral? Want to find out? Lucky for you, I’ll be offering complementary checklists and assessments at my shows.

2. Got a short attention span? So do I… So my show isn’t straight stand up. It features multimedia elements. Plenty of distractions to keep you busy.

3. The longest stage spot I’ve ever done is 7.5 minutes and my show is 55 minutes. It’s my debut. Take the risk with me!

4. Rather than banning the use of mobile phones through my show, I’m encouraging them so don’t hide your iPhone or BlackBerry. Put it on your lap, wave it around, take pics, send tweets ā€“ whatever you want. If you use an Android though, ummm, you might want to hide that.

5. Got some Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, email and other online frustrations you want to vent about? Bring them along. I promise my show will be therapeutic for you and me!

SOCIAL NEEDIA: THE EPIDEMIC will be on at LOOP Project Space & Bar
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2013/season/shows/social-needia-the-epidemic-jordana-borensztajn

5 Good Reasons to see Doug: Hello Ladies!(Tracey Cosgrove’s Dodgy Cousin Returns)

1. I’m a poet. And I know it. Also a writer, not a fighter. See what I did there?

2. I’m sweeter than a deep fried Mars Bar and more dangerous than a three-day-old Wing Ding. That’s how the ladies like it.

3. I’m on at 8.30pm so you don’t have to miss Home & Away.

4. I’ll be signing body parts after the show. Any part – I’m not afraid of a bit of culture.

5. (I’ve found it’s always good to finish with a haiku):

Please come to my show,
I will wear my best t-shirt.
I love Chiko Rolls.

Doug will be performing at Three Degrees
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2013/season/shows/hello-ladies-tracey-cosgrove-s-dodgy-cousin-returns-doug

Interview with Paul Foot

By Luke Simmons

Paul Foot was lovely enough to grace us with an interview on the afternoon before performing at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala

Luke: How does it feel coming back to Australia?

Paul: Nice.Ā  Itā€™s my 3rd year in Australia but my 6th visit.Ā  Iā€™m well used to it and I love it.Ā  Itā€™s a brilliant place.

Luke: All of these were for comedy or were any for pleasure?

Paul: All for comedy. The first time I came here was for the Melbourne Fringe. Having never been to Australia in my life, I went back there again 10 days later arriving back to England to do the Virgin Mobile Advert.Ā  So that was extraordinary having never been before.Ā  The 3rd time was last year when I came to Melbourne for 4 days for pre-publicity for the Melbourne Fringe.Ā  Then I flew back to Britain for 3 days for my Grand Maā€™s 93rd birthday and a couple of shows and then flew back to Australia straight away.

Luke: You were like a yo yo!

Paul: Yes, so that was quite hardcore. So within a week Iā€™d been to Australia and back again then back to Australia and back again.Ā  My 4th time was to do the Fringe last year and then the 5th time was in January when I came to Adelaide to direct a brilliant sketch group called Gravity Boots. I directed them because I was so stunned by how wonderful they were at the Edinburgh Festival.Ā  The 6th time was for the Adelaide Fringe Festival and now Iā€™m here to do the MICF ā€“ as well as Brisbane, Sydney and Perth.

Luke: Besides from the size, what’s a major difference between the comedy audiences in the UK and that in Australia?

Paul: The short and boring answer is that thereā€™s not much difference.Ā  I go all over the World and I increasingly find that wherever I go, people are the same. Sometimes you may have to adjust a reference.Ā  Or sometimes for some reason they laugh at some things more in Australia and lesser in the UK or vice-versa.Ā  As a general rule, it doesnā€™t really make that much of a difference.Ā  Itā€™s all the same really.Ā  Indeed, when Iā€™m performing on the stage, Iā€™m so kind of in the moment.Ā  Iā€™m there doing my thing and I forget where I am.

Luke: You have a loyal fan base (The Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs) of which you are the Life President of the Guild – with the badge to prove.Ā  Are you planning any special surprises for Australian members of the Guild?

Paul: I always make sure that after my shows, Iā€™ll be available for photos and signings.Ā  Iā€™m not an aloof Life President of the Guild and itā€™s always nice to meet connoisseurs.Ā  People often come up to me and tell me that theyā€™re a connoisseur.Ā  I love them.Ā  Theyā€™re all very appreciated.

Luke: For those that are new to your comedy, what can audiences expect when they see you at the upcoming festival?

Paul:Ā  Well, my comedy is not mainstream and itā€™s different to other comedians.Ā  Not that Iā€™ve ever planned to make it different.Ā  I mean, I just do the type of comedy that seems obvious to me.Ā  The kind of comedy that I would go and see if I werenā€™t a comedian.Ā  I think this is what most comedians would do.Ā  People say itā€™s unusual, itā€™s different.Ā  But I donā€™t plan to make it different ā€“ I just do my thing.Ā  Iā€™ve been described as a ā€œmarmite comicā€ which you would call….

Luke: A vegemite comic?

Paul: Yeah, a vegemite comic.Ā  In other words, some people really like it and others perhaps donā€™t like it.Ā  Although the same applies to all comedians in a certain way.Ā  So (in terms of) what to expect from this show, I come on and tell some ridiculous stories that Iā€™ve made up for about 38 minutes, then I doĀ  anagrams, then I do something called My Madness where I just say things that donā€™t even make sense.Ā  It just seems like itā€™s completely random, but itā€™s a little more planned than that.Ā  Itā€™s funny but no-one knows exactly why itā€™s funny.Ā  So itā€™s comedy on the edge of meaning.Ā 

Luke: So itā€™s a little bit like your first gig?

Paul: It is a little bit like that in a way.Ā  My first gig I just made stuff up about fruits.Ā  There are some similarities indeed.Ā  The other day I was performing in the same city as where I had my first ever gig.Ā  Which had been 20 years since my first performance my first gig as a student and it was interesting because clearly, over those years Iā€™ve gained experience and I have changed in some ways, but there was also a sense that after 20 years in comedy, there was also something completely unchanged.Ā  There was an essence in what I was doing that I noticed that had been exactly the same as it had been 20 years ago.Ā  Thereā€™s a sort of shambolic, amateurishness to it that was exactly the same.Ā  Iā€™m not a slick comedian.Ā  Thereā€™s a sort of silliness, a sort of anarchy to it, a sort of madness to it.

Luke: Like organised chaos.

Paul: Yeah, like organised chaos. And that has stayed exactly the same.Ā  It will always be like that.Ā Ā 

Luke: Are the titles of your shows merely a cunning plan to keep your audiences on their toes?

Paul: What people cannot expect from the show is seeing any reference to Kenny Large.Ā  It was quite funny at one of my shows in Adelaide.Ā  The show had gone really well and there was a man perhaps who was in slightly the wrong place ā€“ it wasnā€™t his sort of night.Ā  And at the end he complained quite angrily that he hadnā€™t learned anything about Kenny Large and the rest of the audience were just laughing at his complaint. And I was saying, if you wanted to learn something about Kenny Large, youā€™ve come to the wrong place.Ā  Itā€™s just a cunning attempt.

Luke: Which comedian inspired you to get into comedy?

Paul:Ā  The answerā€™s none really.Ā  Some have DVDs of their favourite comedians and know everything about comedy.Ā  Iā€™m the opposite.Ā  Iā€™ve never really known much about comedy on the level of whoā€™s doing what.Ā  I know about the mechanics of comedy, how it works, the stage craft and all that stuff that you need to know.Ā  When I did my first gig, I didnā€™t really understand how comedy worked.Ā  I didnā€™t even understand at my first gig that comedians that basically prepare jokes.Ā  I just thought that all comedians just got on stage and made it up.Ā  So when I when I did my first gig, I just made up absolute nonsense.Ā  I mean, I quite liked Tommy Cooper who was a real British genius.Ā  Some comedians will say that it was ā€œSo and soā€ who inspired me.Ā  I wasnā€™t really inspired by anyone and only really went into comedy and show business on a whim. I just thought it could be more interesting than being an accountant or something.Ā  I just do my own thing.

Luke: Nowadays, do you get influenced by any comedians?

Paul: Without being rude, I attempt to not be influenced too much by other comedians.Ā  I donā€™t watch too much other comedy.Ā  I just do my own thing.Ā  I create as much as possible in an artistic vacuum.

Luke: What has been your most prolific source of new comedic material?

Paul: The stuff Iā€™m doing now is so abstract and so bizarre that, in fact, normal things donā€™t really provide inspiration.Ā  People often go and find some situation at a party and say, ā€œHey, are you going to put this in your act?ā€, or some will say, ā€œOugh, weā€™re craaaazy. Do you want to put this in your act?ā€.Ā  Not many comedians are going to use that sort of material because itā€™s not that interesting.Ā  Not me anyway.Ā  The comedy I do is so ridiculous with it just based on putting together weird words and ideas.Ā  Things do influence it ā€“ just not in a direct way.Ā  For example, there may be a word you say in this interview, it may go around my head and it may come out in 15 yearsā€™ time in some bit.Ā  But thereā€™s certainly no direct correlation.Ā 

Luke: Can you talk about any upcoming projects on the boil?

Paul: Yes, there are a few TV projects going on in the UK and I shall be making a DVD when I get back in May.Ā  It will be my first proper DVD.Ā 

Luke: In terms of getting some of your material out there via the Internet, do you think the future resides in YouTube or Podcasts.Ā  Or otherwise!

Paul:Ā  Well, I do both.Ā  Both have a different quality.Ā  With Podcasts, you can kind of ramble on because people are probably listening to you while theyā€™re doing other things.Ā  Thereā€™s a little more space and time.Ā  However, with videos you tend to be a little more immediate.Ā 

Luke: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on the tube in London?

Paul: The great thing about the tube is that no-one takes any notice of anyone.Ā  Everyone on the tube prides themself on ignoring others.Ā  I think the strangest thing Iā€™ve seen was a man wearing a dress with everyone totally ignoring him.Ā  I guess there are also the times when people have totally ignored buskers or really obnoxious drunk people who were shouting nonsense.Ā  Everyone just pretends theyā€™re not there.Ā  I like the tube.Ā  Anything could happen and no one would notice.

Luke: Okay, besides from planking Korean Harlem shakers, what is your prediction for the World’s next stupid, mindless Internet craze?

Paul: The next Internet craze will be staring.Ā  Youā€™re on the Internet, then I watch you looking at the Internet.Ā  And then someone films me watching you looking at the Internet.Ā  Like an endless mirror.Ā  And then everyone is watching videos of other people watching other people on the Internet.Ā  And then eventually, one day after many years, we discover what you were looking at on the Internet.Ā  And then when we find this out, the Internet ends.Ā  This will be the quest to find the last page of the Internet and it will all spiral in on itself. Ā That will be the next craze on the Internet.

Paul Foot will be performing his show Kenny Larch is Dead at The Hifi Bar

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2013/season/shows/kenny-larch-is-dead-paul-foot

Paul Foot and Luke Simmons

5 Good Reasons to see Luke McGregor, URZILA CARLSON and Nath Valvo

5 Good Reasons to see Luke McGregor – My Soulmate Is Out Of My League

1. It’s my first solo show, so I’ll be a nervous wreck, which should be good to watch.

2. I know I said I’ll be a nervous wreck above but I don’t want you to think I won’t remember the jokes or anything.

3. Maybe I won’t be nervous? Maybe on the night I’ll be super confident (no chance).

4. Maybe if I wear sunglasses the whole time I’ll be less nervous…

5. Please come.

Luke McGregor will be performing at theĀ Portland Hotel in the Locker Room

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2013/season/shows/my-soulmate-is-out-of-my-league-luke-mcgregor

 

5 GOOD REASONS TO SEE URZILA CARLSON:Ā I’M GOING TO NEED A SECOND OPINION

1. You get to listen to my dulcet tones for an hour.

2. You get to look at some eye candy for an hour.

3. You learn valuable life lessons that could save your life.

4. My show is the tri nations of comedy, a South African Kiwi in Australia.

5. It’s funny

Urzila will be performing at The Melb Town Hall in the Portico Room
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2013/season/shows/i-m-going-to-need-a-second-opinion-urzila-carlson-in

 

Nath Valvo Almost 30

1. I guarantee you will leave my show feeling better about your own life. I am 29 years old and had to move back in with my parents last year. Do you know how it feels to cock block your own Dad?!

2. THERE WILL BE CAKE AT MY SHOW (Seriously!)

3. If you have ever worn a hyper colour T shirt, owned a Hit Machine CD, watched Agro’s Cartoon Connection, drank Dr Pepper … DID I MENTION THERE IS CAKE??

4. I recently purchased a pirated DVD copy of what was meant to be ‘Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2’ …. it turned out to be illegal amateur footage of the most disturbing slash hilarious thing I have ever seen. I reveal what I saw in my show. It will blow your mind and stay with with you for weeks.

5. I will murder a puppy for every ticket not sold at my show.

Nath will be performing at Trades Hall in The Annex
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2013/season/shows/almost-30-nath-valvo