Alfie Moore: A Fair Cop Stands Up

By Ron Bingham
Alfie Moore
Alfie Moore has been a policeman for 18 years in Scunthorpe. He has been doing stand-up while on a sabbatical from the force and has only a few months left to decide which career he wishes to pursue. This show is about his career and the current state of policing in the UK.

He is not very happy at the creeping privatisation of the police by the current government and the media demonisation of the police’s reputation, and is trying to rouse the public’s feelings toward supporting the police before it is gone. His main weapon is humour, and he wields a sharp comic blade to cut through a lot of the stories about police brutality and corruption over the years. While he may paint a too rosy picture of the police for some to take, he is very funny and tells some tales about his policing days and the people he worked with or encountered. There were a number of local police officers down the back of the audience, and they appeared to be enjoying the show as much as the rest of us.

Alfie talks non-stop for the entire hour and his stories were benefited by an economical use of props (a wig and cut-out of a judge for a couple of scenes). The room is a lecture theatre, with raked rows of seats, with a long bench in front, apart from the front row. This means if the front row was empty it would look very much like the audience was a jury sitting hearing a case – either a deliberate choice of room or a happy co-incidence. The audience interaction consists mostly of Alfie asking us to raise our hands for a couple of questions. There is a little swearing but nothing out of context.

If you’re interested in policing, the law, what this government is doing to the public services or you just like hearing some dirt being spilled about Scunthorpe (and Norfolk), then I can recommend this show heartily. I’d give it four truncheons, but we don’t do ratings here.

https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/alfie-moore-a-fair-cop-stands-up

Terry Pratchett’s Eric

By Ron Bingham
Pratchets Eric
For those not a fan of the work of Terry Pratchett, this is a loosely based reworking of the Faust legend, where a thirteen year old wizard named Eric conjures up a demon to grant him three wishes. Sadly in this case, the demon is an incompetent wizard named Rincewind, who had been trapped in the demon dimensions in a previous story. Surprisingly for everyone, Rincewind ‘s magic works and we find him trying to make Eric the ruler of the world, meet the most beautiful woman in history, and to live forever. Of course, all of these wishes fail spectacularly in some way and our heroes find themselves trapped in Hell being pursued by a vengeful bureaucratic demon, with their only hope of salvation being a piece of luggage.

The show is, of course, well written. There are a lot of funny lines and even those of us familiar with the work laughed loudly at points.
The cast deliver their lines with aplomb and really seem to be having fun performing the show. Eric looks a bit too much like Harry Potter (but I think that’s just generic boy wizard, isn’t it?) and Ponce da Quirm needed a wig to show his advanced years.

My main concern was that the stage is not raised, which caused problems when the action was occurring at floor level, which was usually in scenes involving The Luggage. So I’d suggest trying to grab a seat in the front rows for the best viewing (no audience interaction to fear). The main character, Eric, has suffered an injury to “his” knee (there seems to be a trend for teenage boys to be played by ladies), which was well covered in the introduction to the show. The cast, apart from the main characters Eric and Rincewind, all played multiple parts and did a good job of swapping costumes and keeping the action going through the thousands of years that the show encompasses.

The show is in the Studio at Augustines (which is in the basement). There is a lift for disabled/wheelchair access. The show runs for just under ninety minutes. The room was full on Monday, so I’d suggest getting a ticket early if you want to see the only Pratchett show at the festival this year.

https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/terry-pratchett-s-eric

Aussie Acts to see at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe

By Colin Flaherty

It’s shaping up to be another big year for Australian acts at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. From those performing the highly polished shows that they have been touring since Perth Fringe way back in January, to the expats with their world premieres, there are plenty of Antipodean entertainment choices.

Our British correspondent, Ron Bingham, will shortly be providing reviews to give us a glimpse of this year’s huge Edinburgh Fringe including, perhaps, some overseas performers likely to be heading to Australian shores in the near future. Watch this space.

To all the lucky people in Edinburgh during August, let us tempt you with the following list of shows to add to your schedule:

Adam Hills: Clown Heart
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/adam-hills-clown-heart

Adam Vincent: Careless
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/adam-vincent-careless

Alex Williamson: That Guy from the Internet
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/alex-williamson-that-guy-from-the-internet

Alice Fraser: Savage
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/alice-fraser-savage
Squirrel Review

Andrew Roper: Superhero Secret Origins
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/superhero-secret-origins

Angus Brown: Get Ready. Get Set. Ahhh F*%k It
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/angus-brown-get-ready-get-set-ahhh-f-k-it

Aunty Donna
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/aunty-donna
Squirrel Review

Backwards Anorak: Winter is Coming. Again.
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/winter-is-coming-again

Bec Hill: Caught On Tape
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/bec-hill-caught-on-tape

Brett Blake: The Bartender’s Guide to Idiots
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/bartender-s-guide-to-idiots

Ben Russell: The Tokyo Hotel
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/ben-russell-the-tokyo-hotel
Squirrel Review

The Brendon Burns Show Again
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/brendon-burns-show-again

Brydie Lee-Kennedy Loves You Two
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/brydie-lee-kennedy-loves-you-two

Centred: A One Clown Comedy About Stuff
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/centred-a-one-clown-comedy-about-stuff

Corey White: The Cane Toad Effect
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/corey-white-the-cane-toad-effect

Damian Clark : It’s a Good Day to Damo
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/it-s-a-good-day-to-damo

Dave Callan – A Little Less Conversation 2: A Little More Less Conversation
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/dave-callan-a-little-less-conversation-2-a-little-more-less-conversation
Squirrel Review

Die Roten Punkte – Haus Party
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/die-roten-punkte-haus-party

Dr Professor Neal Portenza’s Catchy Show Title
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/dr-professor-neal-portenza-s-catchy-show-title

Felicity Ward: What If There Is No Toilet?
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/felicity-ward-what-if-there-is-no-toilet

Feminazi
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/feminazi

Frenchy: Live’n’Lanky
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/frenchy-live-n-lanky

George Dimarelos: George and Co (the Solo Tour)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/george-and-co-the-solo-tour

Georgie Carroll: Nurse Case Scenario
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/georgie-carroll-nurse-case-scenario

Imaan After My Own Heart
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/imaan-after-my-own-heart

Jeff Green: Happiness
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/jeff-green-happiness

Jimeoin: Yeehaa!
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/jimeoin-yeehaa

Joel Creasey: The Hurricane
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/joel-creasey-the-hurricane

John Robertson: Let’s Redecorate!
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/john-robertson-let-s-redecorate

John Robertson – The Dark Room: Symphony of a Floating Head
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/john-robertson-the-dark-room-symphony-of-a-floating-head

Joshua Ladgrove Talks at You for 52 Minutes in Exchange for Some of Your Money
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/joshua-ladgrove-talks-at-you-for-52-minutes-in-exchange-for-some-of-your-money

Late Night Laughs at Lunch (Hosted by Sam Kissajukian and Jen Carnovale)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/late-night-laughs-at-lunch

Let’s See Jen Carnovale
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/let-s-see-jen-carnovale

Love Bites (Hosted by Alice Fraiser)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/love-bites

Kieran Butler : Australia is F*cked
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/australia-is-f-cked

Mickey D: Good Bloke
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/mickey-d-good-bloke

Neel Kolhatkar: Truth Be Told
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/neel-kolhatkar-truth-be-told

Nicole Henriksen – Honeycomb Badgers on Acid
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/nicole-henriksen-honeycomb-badgers-on-acid

Nick Cody – Beard Game Strong
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/nick-cody-beard-game-strong

Penny Greenhalgh: Pop Pop
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/pop-pop
Squirrel Review

Ro Campbell: Exercise Ze Demon
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/ro-campbell-exercise-ze-demon

Rod Gregory: The Old Fella
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/old-fella

Ronny Chieng: Chieng Reaction
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/ronny-chieng-chieng-reaction
Squirrel Review

Rhys Nicholson – Forward
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/rhys-nicholson-forward

Sarah Bennetto: Fritters Away an Hour of Your Life… Mmm, Fritters
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/sarah-bennetto-fritters-away-an-hour-of-your-life-mmm-fritters

Sam Simmons: Spaghetti for Breakfast
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/sam-simmons-spaghetti-for-breakfast

Sarah Kendall: A Day in October
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/sarah-kendall-a-day-in-october
Squirrel Review

Seizure Kaiser: Super Villain
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/super-villain

The Shuffle Show (Elena Gabrielle and Grant Busé)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/shuffle-show

Sparrow-Folk: SuBIRDia
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/sparrow-folk-subirdia

Stephanie Tisdell : Boob-a-rang
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/boob-a-rang

Tom Ballard – Taxis & Rainbows & Hatred
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/tom-ballard-taxis-rainbows-hatred

WOMANz: Jou’re Welcome
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/womanz-jou-re-welcome

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd Has 200 Voicemails
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/wyatt-nixon-lloyd-has-200-voicemails

Yianni: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Line?
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/yianni-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-line

Yo Mama Battle! (Hosted by Seizure Kaiser)
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/yo-mama-battle

Zoe Coombs Marr: Dave
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/zoe-coombs-marr-dave
Squirrel Review

Vikki Stone: Instrumental

By Ron Bingham

This is a change from Vikki’s show last year, as Vikki pays tribute to her dad. At the start, the audience sees a stage filled with a wide variety of musical instruments set up ready to play. Vikki enters and, in a very fast paced delivery, tells the story of her youth: falling in love with music and how much of an influence her dad had been. While speaking she is also using various instruments and technology to create a backing group to her stories. Some of the instruments Vikki can play very well, some have been borrowed and she has yet to master them yet she has an attachment to all of them. There are a couple of “proper” songs, including a lovely one to her father at the end.

One of the major scenes involves a story where Vikki was asked to sing backing vocals for a major artiste and what happened afterwards. In the audience was a(nother) reviewer who had been apparently having a Twitter battle with Vikki over the wearing of a dog costume (from last year’s show) as a bet, where she would receive an extra star if she donned the furry suit. Vikki turned the tables and forced him to wear it in the scene, to the riotous applause of the rest of the audience (it’s probably on t’internet as I write).

So if you want to see a very personal show about family and influences, which is also musically entertaining and funny, see this show. There is a little swearing but it will appeal to all ages.

Vikki Stone is performing Instrumental at Underbelly, Cowgate.
For Tickets and more information go to the Edinburgh Fringe Website:

https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/vikki-stone-instrumental

Kitten Killers

By Ron Bingham

I’m not sure whether I should be encouraging people to come and see this show or I should be calling for some men in white coats to take them somewhere safe and secure. This mid-afternoon show is full of violence (possibly involving weapons and small fluffy (toy) animals) and sex (the final song was about as gross as one can be in the daytime) and a lot of hilarious sketches.

This is the Fringe debut of the team (Fran Bushe, Kat Cade, Kate Lennon & Perdita Stott) but one or two of the group looked familiar (though whether that is because I have seen them at Edinburgh before or bumped into them on London’s Underground I can’t say, as the website they promote after the show hasn’t been updated since it was created and has little biographical detail). If they are all newcomers to Edinburgh, then this is a very impressive debut show. I did see one lady walk out half way through (after a very violent sketch involving Royalty and wildlife) and a lot of the punchlines are groaners, but if you can take the subject matter without becoming queasy then you will have a great time.

The room is small and the stage is tiny, so with four performers and a lot of props who move about the stage during their sketches, I suggest that the front row should be renamed the danger zone. Tickets for this show will sell out fast, once the word gets around about how funny they are.

Kitten Killers are performing at Underbelly, Bristo Square.
For Tickets and more information go to the Edinburgh Fringe Website:

https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/kitten-killers

The Big Bite-Size Breakfast Show

By Ron Bingham

What a lovely start to the day. On the way in (and be warned that the audience is let in early), you are given tea/coffee, a croissant and fresh strawberries. The Big Bite-Size Breakfast Show is referring to bite-sized comedic plays of around ten minutes each. The audience has the choice of three different “menu’s”  of six plays performed each day, although the day I went they had swapped one play due to time constraints. The flyer has the dates for each menu in case you wish to attend all three versions and, judging on the plays I witnessed, this is probably an excellent idea.

The following is a snapshot of some of the plays on offer. The day I attended was Menu One, with Mothra VS The Casting Director swapped for Intertwining Monologue.

Mothra VS The Casting Director is a very funny look at the problems faced when you have been typecast as a ravening giant moth whose only real hit was beating Godzilla.

I Thought I Liked Girls by Nicole Pandolfo, is a hilarious ‘coming out’ situation which has been twisted and bent until you’re not sure who fancies what anymore.

Violin by Jonathan Kravetz, is a solo piece which started with a startling premise and was performed well but seemed to peter out towards the end, leaving us with a bit of an anti-climax.

Bursting by Lisa Holdsworth, has a woman trapped in a locked department store with a strange man, it’s amazing what some people are prepared to confess. Some excellent writing and acting in this and I did sympathise with the fantasies they confessed to liking…..

Candy Likes Your Status by Matt Henderson, is a friendship dissected via Facebook, text and Twitter. One for the young people who understand all this new fangled so-called communication of the 21st century. It was very good but I spent much of the sketch trying to translate their LOLs and other acronyms into old person speak.

A Great War, a WWI sketch set in what would have been the Fox Newsroom if Rupert Murdoch had a time machine. Some brilliant jokes about the war, the battles, the military leaders and the attitudes of the time. You will probably miss a few of the jokes (unless you’ve been watching the History Channel) but the sketch as a whole was hilarious and heartbreakingly accurate.

One of the best ways to start a day at the Festival. And the strawberries were scrumptious.

The Big Bite-Size Breakfast Show is on at Pleasance Dome.
For Tickets and more information go to the Edinburgh Fringe Website:

https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/big-bite-size-breakfast-show