Rhys Nicholson : Forward

By Noel P KelsoForward

Rhys Nicholson has inadvertently created a new superhero as he sashays onto the stage and declares himself to be ‘supergay’.

His show ‘Forward’ has an apt title. This is comedy which is very bold in its presentation and unashamedly camp. It is also an indication of how far the comedy scene has come from the days of Rodney Rude and the only time when non-heteronormative lifestyles were mentioned was usually with a knowing wink, a bob of the wrist and the word ‘Poof’. Like other modern, openly gay comics Nicholson wears his sexuality with marvellous theatrical flair. His entire image is meticulously coiffed and besuited and with his razor cheekbones, slender body and pale white skin he has been referred to by others as ‘The Thin White Duke of comedy’ in reference to David Bowie’s former appellation. Others have physically likened him to actress to Tilda Swinton, so perhaps ‘Thin White Queen’ would be a more appropriate nickname.

Nicholson takes his cues from his own life and growing-up as Gen Y and gay in rural Australia, where his boss at the supermarket in which he worked as a teenager would pointedly have him stocking shelves with packs of fudge. This type of experience helped inform his decision that he never wanted to have to do ‘proper’ work again if he could avoid it. This means, though, that he says he has no appreciation of work and cannot just come on-stage and start asking people what they do for a living like other comics because he has no reference points from which to react.

His stage presence is well-practised and he clearly knows how to keep all eyes upon him as he prowls from one side to the other, issuing hilariously sarcastic and bitchy lines on each topic he touches upon. Central to his performance are his real confidence, which is impressive, and his image, which is a wonderful mixture of Vampire nerd and velour lounge-lizard.

The audience were kept laughing throughout with his stories of wooing his boyfriend; the differences between modern methods and those from his parent’s generation; suffering from anxiety; playing a gig in Ipswich, and being mugged by the politest muggers ever.

His use of facial expressions accentuate many of the funny points during his stories as he peers over the tops of his glasses knowingly, or lunges forward, one leg outstretched and languidly strokes his own thigh. At one point he manages to transform himself in a raptor for a particularly comical scene which had us all rolling around with laughter.

His writing is no less brilliant and his use of words is evocative and economical, never rambling or stumbling. This is a performer who in years to come will certainly keep much larger audiences rapt with his routines as he lunges from one side of the stage to the other, whilst firing barbed lines and dreadful puns into the night.

This was my first encounter with Rhys Nicholson and I shall be looking forward to many more. He is a very funny and witty young man with a bright future ahead of him. Forward!

Rhys Nicholson ‘Forward’ is at the Melbourne Town Hall at 8:15pm until the 19th of April.
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2015/season/shows/forward-rhys-nicholson

Rhys Nicholson : Eurgh

By Elyce Phillips

Before he even stepped on to the stage at the Portland, Rhys Nicholson was in control of his audience, coaxing them from behind the curtain to sit in the front row. From that moment, he never lost them. Eurgh is a solid hour of belly laughs that will leave your face in pain from grinning.

Whether talking about touring or growing up with his grandma, Nicholson is quick-witted and pleasingly cynical, with a steady undercurrent of filth. His material is incredibly strong and delivered with the confidence of an old hand. At no point are you left in doubt that the self-dubbed ‘Mama Showbiz’ belongs on that stage, and should be playing on much bigger stages in the near future.

While Eurgh has its fair share of cock jokes (and really good ones at that), underneath it all the show is sweet and altogether warm and fuzzy. At its heart are stories about the people who are there for Nicholson and the people – and animals – Nicholson cares about. A lot of this show is about growing up and reaching that point where you re-evaluate where you stand. We hear how Nicholson’s young life was shaped by his nanna, how pets have taught him to be protective of others and plenty of anecdotes about questionable choices he’s made. But again, just to be clear, this is heartwarming filth. You’ve got to be willing to take the fisting jokes with the emotional finales.

Nicholson is one of the most impressive young stand-ups around and Eurgh is a show with as much polish as his glittery fingernails. This has gone straight to the top of my list of Festival favourites. Bring along a spare 20 bucks and you can buy a rather snappy hand-made bow tie from Nicholson after the show.

Eurgh is on at the Portland Hotel – Gold Room until April 20
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/eurgh-rhys-nicholson

Shows at the 2014 Melbourne International Comedy Festival previously reviewed by Squirrel Comedy

By Colin Flaherty

It’s not long until the 2014 Melbourne International Comedy Festival gets into full swing. To assist you in navigating the colossal program, here are 26 shows that we have reviewed in other festivals. Keep in mind that all shows will have undergone a fair bit of spit and polish since we last saw them.

2014 – When We Were Idiots: A Comedy Walking Tour Hosted by Xavier Toby
Burke & Wills Statue, City Square
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=4924 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

Alexis Simmonds 0-9 Tales of a Straight, Single Cat Lady
Comedy On Collins
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=3406 (MICF 2013)

Andy Matthews – String Theory
ACMI – Games Room
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5133 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

The Boy With Tape on His Face – More Tape
Forum Theatre – Upstairs
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5466 (Adelaide Fringe 2014)

Cam Knight – 100 Percenter
The Upstairs Lounge @ Hairy Little Sista
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5443 (Adelaide Fringe 2014)

CJ Delling – Reality Bandit
The Bull and Bear Tavern
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5448 (Adelaide Fringe 2014)

FanFiction Comedy
Melb Town Hall – Cloak Room
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=4332 (Edinburgh Fringe 2013) & https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=3380 (MICF 2013)

Impromptunes: The Completely Improvised Musical
Trades Hall – The Annexe
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5083 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

The Improv Conspiracy : A Night in Chicago
The Croft Institute
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=4865 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

Marek Platek : Wormhole
The Provincial Hotel
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5009 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

Juliette Burton – When I Grow Up
Trades Hall – The Meeting Room
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=4284 (Edinburgh Fringe 2013)

Late Night Letters and Numbers
Melb Town Hall – Powder Room
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=3846 (MICF 2013)

The Little Dum Dum Club Live Podcasts!
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=3469 Five Boroughs
(MICF 2013)

Marcel Lucont : Gallic Symbol
The Tuxedo Cat
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=2701 (Adelaide Fringe 2013)

Nellie White is The Shitty Carer
Imperial Hotel
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5093 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

Political Asylum Late Night Riot!
Melb Town Hall – Supper Room
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=3785 (MICF 2013)

Pop Mashup : Happy Birthday Doctor
The Butterfly Club
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5101 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

Radio Variety Hour
Comedy On Collins
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5089 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

Rhys Nicholson – Eurgh
Portland Hotel – Gold Room
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5424 (Adelaide Fringe 2014)

Sam Allen & Chris Harrigan Inside the Egg: The Life of Anne Geddes’ Prisoner Children
ACMI – Games Room
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=4842 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

Set List
Melb Town Hall – Lower Town Hall & Victoria Hotel – Vic’s Bar
ttp://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=3748 (MICF 2013)

Simon Taylor : Funny
Imperial Hotel
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5024 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

Sitcom Theme Song Singalong and Trivia
The Provincial Hotel & Imperial Hotel
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=4930 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

Stephen Hall : Raiders of the Temple of Doom’s Last Crusade
Comedy On Collins
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=4983 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

Wizard Sandwiches : The Last Lunch
Trades Hall – The Music Room
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5004 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

Wolf Creek : The Musical
Trades Hall – Old Council Chambers
https://www.squirrelcomedy.com/?p=5049 (Melbourne Fringe 2013)

5 Good Reasons to see Rhys Nicholson Eurgh

1 It’s super awkward if an audience isn’t there.

2 It features an inflatable llama. Why wouldn’t you want to see that shit?

3 I have bills. You have money. Perfect relationship.

4 Seriously, Inflatable Llama.

5 I have created a potion for eternal life and will be handing out free samples to my audiences.

Rhys Nicholson performs Eurgh at Portland Hotel

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/eurgh-rhys-nicholson

Rhys Nicholson – Eurgh

By Alanta Colley 

Rhys Nicholson is set to make an impression. With razor sharp cheekbones under a bright red quiff, thick rimmed glassless glasses and elegant dining attire one does not expect a shrinking violet, and that is exactly what one doesn’t get.

Rhys emerges on stage in a flurry of masturbatory simulation, instantly articulating the tone of the show. Filth comedy is interspersed with personal thoughts on porn, atheism, blasphemy, the relationship with his boyfriend, the odd personal anecdote and a reflection on power dynamics in society. Nicholson’s delivery is dry, acerbic, and anti-establishment. Delivered in a droll fashion with a smile not once crossing his lips, this show is not for the faint of heart.

It’s important for a comedian to find their audience. On this particular night, Nicholson’s audience contained several elderly couples on their one night out for the week to experience as they audibly termed it ‘culture’, who had probably mistaken Nicholson’s debonair appearance as some sort of indication of a Sinatra-esque night of cocktail comedy.  Their shoddy heckles interspersed with stony silence were handled deftly by Nicholson, although there was a palpable feeling of regret in the room indicating that these people just weren’t meant to spend an hour together. Nicholson’s bio in the Fringe guide gave no indication that anal sex and fisting would be frequent features of his prose.  Nicholson definitely has an audience out there, and this wasn’t it.

Maybe this disparity sucked the energy out of the room; however Nicholson’s tales lacked a convincing through-line, matching book ends, nor the punch the edgier material was no doubt meant to elicit. The ending was unconvincing in its climax. While there are some genuinely original and amusing reflections in this hour of Eurgh, it never became clear exactly what this show was about, or why.

If you like your comedy risqué and rather raw, you and Nicholson are going to get on fine.

Rhys Nicholson – Eurgh is on until March 1 at The Rhino Room

http://www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/rhys-nicholson-eurgh/4981aa0f-814f-4c0b-bd61-820404763c02