1) it’s one of those funny but also really interesting shows!
2) you can find out how many people have ridiculous Chinese characters as tattoos.
3) I talk really fast so you get great value for money in an hour. Plus I will even include a free lesson on basic mandarin if you apply now.
4) we can all dance to Jump Around in Chinese.
5) if you are a single lady I intend to be married by the end of the festival so if that’s your thing lets discuss our future. (My adopted Chinese family are giving me a lot of pressure) “No more stand one night for you!”
Des Bishop Made in China is on at The Victoria Hotel
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/made-in-china-des-bishop