Des Bishop Made in China

1) it’s one of those funny but also really interesting shows!

2) you can find out how many people have ridiculous Chinese characters as tattoos.

3) I talk really fast so you get great value for money in an hour. Plus I will even include a free lesson on basic mandarin if you apply now.

4) we can all dance to Jump Around in Chinese.

5) if you are a single lady I intend to be married by the end of the festival so if that’s your thing lets discuss our future. (My adopted Chinese family are giving me a lot of pressure) “No more stand one night for you!”

Des Bishop Made in China is on at The Victoria Hotel