1) FREE CHAIRS
I don’t wanna start slagging off those other shows in the Festival, but mine definitely has free seating. My producer was super against it, but I want you guys to be comfy, no expense spared.
2) FREE DINNER
*Bring a plate
3) OKAY APPARENTLY ALL SHOWS HAVE CHAIRS
My bad guys. I’ll make it up to you with at least 2 extra good jokes.
4) I DON’T MAKE FALSE PROMISES
My show is called ‘A Woman Talking’, and I can personally guarantee I will deliver on this by being a woman and talking for (up to) one hour.
5) NEW ZEALAND
I’m from New Zealand and normally do that FanFiction show. It can be tough for a foreigner, so I think it’s only right you adopt me like you did with Crowded House and Phar Lap. I will win you the Melbourne Cup before I’m poisoned by Mexicans.
Heidi O’Loughlin A Woman Talking is on at The Tuxedo Cat. For more information and bookings, visit the website:
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2015/season/shows/a-woman-talking-heidi-o-loughlin