1) Calypso Music can cure asthma
2) How many Venezuelan DJs (who are also maraca experts) are you gonna see this month?
3) There is a sequel to Calypso Nights called ‘Juan Two’ that you will not understand if you don’t see this first one.
4) I have a beautiful shirt.
5) You will leave with much joy in your heart
Juan Vesuvius in Calypso Nights 25th March-7th April at 9:45pm (8:45pm Sunday, addional 6:00pm accessible show on April 7th) at Tuxedo Cat
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2015/season/shows/calypso-nights-juan-vesuvius-in