5 Good Reasons to See Jez Watts: Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Testicles

1. Why are all the cheeses named after Porn Search Categories? Vintage, Natural, Hard, Semi-hard, Mature, Blue Vein, Goat. This joke is in the show but there’s more of it.

2. Over half the show is about cum. Or cum-adjacent.

3. Its got the story of why my legal name is “Jez White-Rice Supreme”

4. Its got the bit about how I blew a guy out of peer pressure

5. Its got the story about how I broke my d**k open

Jez Watts performs Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Testicles at Heroes Bar Mar 21 – Apr 23 – but not Apr 15