1. Matt doesn’t know you, but he loves you. Don’t turn your back on Matt’s love.
2. Come and prove your doubters wrong. They don’t believe you can do it, Matt does.
3. Whether or not there is a god is up for debate, Matt definitely exists. Come see for yourself.
4. When they talk about you behind your back, Matt sticks up for you.
5. He’s in a 20 seat venue, how often do you get to be a minimum of 5% of the audience??
Matt Stewart: Pretty Dry is on at The Courthouse Hotel, Sept 26 – Oct 2