1. You have recently had a psychotic break, and you’re looking for a crowded place to ‘cleanse’ society of ‘thought stealers.’
2. You mistakenly thought this was the line for Stephen K Amos.
3. You couldn’t get in to Kitson.
4. You are currently a ghost haunting the theatre I’m playing in.
5. You are a ghost buster politely enduring my show whilst trying to catch the ghost that haunts the theatre I’m playing in.
Michael Workman’s Nothing You Do Means Anything is on at The Chinese Museum
https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2017/shows/michael-workman-nothing-you-do-means-anything