1. Perceive mime spit mime spat into mime spittoons.
2. Hear spit synth loops and original music like ‘Lockdown Party’ with your ear holes.
3. Problematic shadows independent of the body, and absurd sketches about sexy sexy Baby Dracula are realised through professionally conceived visual projections.
4. The OnlyFans part.
5. Align yourself with positive public sentiment that has seen Lachie become a total sellout at all shows so far.
Lachie Ross performs Dyslexic Cowboy every Wednesday and Thursday at Loop Bar (downstairs), 7pm.
https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/dyslexic-cowboy