1. I have a very nice speaking voice.
2. I keep my clothes on.
3. I keep the audience’s clothes on.
4. I show a slide of ‘hot Jesus’
5. My show’s on early so you can eat afterwards.
You can see Paul McCarthy in Identity Crisis at the Forum Theatre
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/identity-crisis-paul-mccarthy