1) It is a funny show.
2) I will fire a baby out of a cannon.
3) The Baby will be caught in the mouth of a Siberian Tiger.
4) I will cry alone on stage if no one comes.
5) There will be a chocolate fountain.
Sean Cullen is at the Arts Centre
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/i-am-a-human-man-sean-cullen