1. there will be no added flavours or preservatives.
2. the entire show is in 3D.
3. ad breaks will be minimal.
4. no animals were harmed in the making of the shows jokes (although a cockroach was flattened with a Haviana thong when it ran across my keyboard. That incident was responsible for writing the joke ‘^%fhgthr’).
5. We’ll have fun.
Spit & Polish is on at ACMI – Below. For more information and bookings visit the website: