1. You love weird psychological experiments: We’ve got them all and we’re gonna misrepresent them! We’re the Doctor Phil of comedy!
2. You put stock in awards and such: We don’t ourselves but, if you’re interested, we were nominated for the Golden Gibbo in 2014 and won the Moosehead in 2015. Not that we’re bragging.
3. You love a good story: Guinea Pigs has more twists than M Night Shaymalan making a balloon animal Chubby Checker.
4. You like your comedy like you like your coffee: Black, sweet and injected directly into the anus.
5. You saw the movies Saw, Cube or Oldboy and thought…this needs more jokes.
You can see Guinea Pigs at Porland Hotel at 7:15 (6:15 Monday) for the rest of the festival.
For Info & Bookings see the MICF website
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2015/season/shows/guinea-pigs-jonestown