1. You get to sit down on chairs. Like, proper chairs. No hipster crate bullshit.
2. There will be cool rock and/or pop music briefly playing at the start and end of my show! So you can boogie down, laugh heaps, and then boogie down again.
3. I will be wearing a decent-ish buttoned shirt AND it’ll be probably be different every second night! So there’s an incentive to come to multiple shows!
4. After the show, I will be handing out flyers for the other Fringe show I’m doing, Murphy, Tom & Claire Present A Modern Guide To Etiquette in the 21st Century & Beyond: A Detailed Cross Section of Life From the Expert Minds of Some. It’s about etiquette I think.
5. I has corn chips
Murphy McLachlan Has Corn Chips at The Improv Conspiracy Office