1. If you’ve ever wondered what happened to Damien Vosk that nice kid that used to hang around here.
2. If you’ve ever thought to yourself what would a cool person do in this situation and realised that because you’re thinking that you’re never going to be cool.
3. If you’ve ever wondered how some people function in polite society.
4. If you’ve been a constant disappointment to your family!
5. If you’re convinced this is all art.
Lizard by Damien Vosk is on at The Courthouse Hotel 22-25 Sept