1. GUARANTEED NO MENTION OF CORONA
No mention of the C word, the long gruelling lockdown or the fuckery of 2020, Harry’s Irish so everything is swept under the rug!
2. HARRY KNOWS HOW TO BOOGIE!
Yes, yes we know that everyone can get a little funky on the dance floor and we definitely encourage people to do so whenever possible! However, as a WAAPA dance graduate there will be a plethora of wicked moves being busted at ya, so watch out!
3. SPECIAL GUEST GIATHORA!
Blue mountains spiritual healer Ghiathora will be making an appearance and running the audience through some mindless meditation techniques. BYO Trauma.
4. THE FASHUN, HUN!
Sit on my Face features at least 5 carefully constructed garments sponsored by Vintage Garage! They are pure perfection. MWAH
5. ‘BUSSY’ WORLDWIDE PREMIER!
Harry will be releasing their new hit single ‘Bussy’ (Bussy is a boy Pussy!), it’s going to be the Anal Anthem of the generation, so you definitely shouldn’t miss that.
Sit on My Face: An Intimate Night with The Harry Morrissey Official is on at LongPlay from April 1 – 17