1. You love silly things.
2. You are sick of alternative facts and would much prefer illustrious facts.
3. You’ve seen my live shows and/or listened to my podcasts before and have enjoyed those/generally enjoy the things I do. Or maybe you don’t know who I am in which case; hello my name is Ben and I’m from Melbourne and I do shows on stage and radio about facts that I’ve made up that incorporate absurdity and wordplay and there’s lots of characters and segments and it’s quite fun.
4. This is going to be a narrative show which means me trying something wildly different to anything that I’ve done before but still very much my kind of humour and I’m VERY EXCITED and if I’m VERY EXCITED that means the show will rather hopefully also be VERY EXCITING for you.
5. Dogs.
Ben Volchok performs Ben’s Illustrious Fact Show and the Case of the Stolen Fact Book at The Butterfly Club from March 29 to April 2 at 5.30pm.