1. There will be some nudity – I don’t know who will do it but we will choose on the night.
2. No audience member will get picked on – unless they want to be picked on!
3. You get to listen to my weird accent for an hour.
4. There will be a competition every night*
5. There are free snacks at my shows*
* Total lies, the last two things will not happen, not EVER
Urzila Carlson – The Long Flight To Freedom is on a the Victoria Hotel
with a special wheelchair accessible performance on Mon April 7 at The Melbourne Town Hall.