1. Miss Itchy have won a Barry Award, A Piece of Wood Award and Heaviest Aggregate Show of the Festival.

2. There’s this bit in it where stuff shoots out of one of the cast members*.

3. If you have a sudden urge to get married or buried during the show, one of the cast members is an ordained Doctor Reverend**.

4. If you don’t come to this show, you’ll never know the glory that two fat mermaids, writhing on Black Rock Beach can give you in the downstairs area – if you know what we mean and if you don’t know what we mean, we mean there’s two FishBitches in this show and they’re more sex than 5 tonnes of sex explosion that’s busted out all over a public place –  if you know what we mean and if you STILL don’t know what we mean, we mean, Oh – ***you WILL get a moist boner.

5. It’s the only show in the entire festival with a free monkey****.