1. Miss Itchy have won a Barry Award, A Piece of Wood Award and Heaviest Aggregate Show of the Festival.
2. There’s this bit in it where stuff shoots out of one of the cast members*.
3. If you have a sudden urge to get married or buried during the show, one of the cast members is an ordained Doctor Reverend**.
4. If you don’t come to this show, you’ll never know the glory that two fat mermaids, writhing on Black Rock Beach can give you in the downstairs area – if you know what we mean and if you don’t know what we mean, we mean there’s two FishBitches in this show and they’re more sex than 5 tonnes of sex explosion that’s busted out all over a public place – if you know what we mean and if you STILL don’t know what we mean, we mean, Oh – ***you WILL get a moist boner.
5. It’s the only show in the entire festival with a free monkey****.
* The delectable Scott Brennan, who plays Prince Sex-Wee
** The Very Reverend Dr. Tim Harris officiates the show.
*** Yes, even the ladies will be turgid.
**** Free Monkey can only be redeemed at the show, with a ticket.