1) This is a prime opportunity to be introduced into society. Don’t let your absence be a scandal.
2) Bring your dear Mother. It will calm her poor nerves.
3) Physicians agree that an ample dosage of headstrong women is recommended for the common malaise known as ‘2020’.
4) Anyone of consequence should count a sensibility for improvised Regency comedy foremost among their accomplishments.
5) You miss every chance to change a dashing, wealthy, aloof gentleman that you do not take.
Improvised Jane Austen is on at Campari House from March 25 to 29
https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2020/shows/improvised-jane-austen