5 Good Reasons to see Adam Rozenbach’s Breaking Booze

1.You could be the first to ever see a show at The Cube at ACMI at Fed Square. Imagine people’s responses when they hear that information
 “Who cares?” “You’re boring.” “Get away from me!”

2. It’s a dry, cool environment, so if you’re a pantry item then it’s the perfect show for you. *Dried herbs get in free

3. You’ll spend a whole hour having endorphins released into your system, making you feel good. And that’s not just from the jokes; I constantly spray the audience with a fine mist of endorphins so that no matter what I do you’ll walk away feeling amazing. [I’ve not done this before so it may prove slightly addictive; prepare to see every show without ever really knowing why]

4. It’s the only show that accepts Bitcoin.

5. I haven’t quite worked out the mechanics of this, but I’m thinking of catching up on a missed year of drinking on stage. I know it won’t be easy downing fifteen slabs and 24 tequila shots in an hour, but I really want to give it a crack. If nothing else, the last ten minutes will be interesting/slurry.

Adam Rozenbachs Breaking Booze is on at The Melbourne Town Hall

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/breaking-booze-adam-rozenbachs

5 Good Reasons to See Emily Taylor in PET

1. You WILL learn a new dog grooming skill to practice on all your friends.

2. You WILL discover an amazing fact about the Guinea Pig that will shake you to your core.

3. You WILL get to see the world through fresh eyes.

4. You WILL pass through the eye of the Pets Are Quite Gross Sometimes storm.

5. You WON’T have to do anything embarrassing, disturbing or revealing. Emily will do all that for you.

Emily Taylor perfoms PET at the Portland Hotel

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/in-pet-emily-taylor

5 Good Reasons to see Ronny Chieng – Chieng Reaction:

1. I starred on TV’s Problems, It’s a Date, Legally Brown, Dirty Laundry Live, Tractor Monkeys, This is Littleton, Have you Been Paying Attention? and the Just For Laughs comedy special.

2. I opened for Dave Chappelle on his national tour of Australia in 2014.

3. I trash talk Apple Store Employees in my show (amongst many, many other groups of people).

4. You should support the arts.

5. This: http://youtu.be/akgWJ5noTqI

Ronny Chieng – Chieng Reaction is on at The Hifi Bar

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/chieng-reaction-ronny-chieng

5 Good Reasons to see Squeaky Clean Comedy

1. Candlelight Productions isn’t just another arts production company… it’s a social movement. We use different art forms of art to strengthen community and shape culture. At Candlelight Productions, art isn’t merely a passive object, but also a tool for advocacy.

2. Comedy like you have never seen it before, a gala of feel-good comedy for everyone by Australia’s finest. Squeaky Clean Comedy is Melbourne’s flagship clean comedy production, and has only grown year-on-year!

3. A show with a unique edge, this year ‘Squeaky Clean Comedy…on yard duty’ is partnering up with World Vision to promote the importance of education initiatives for indigenous communities.

4. It’s a 2-hour long variety show including physical comedy, poetry and a bunch of stand-up! The lineup of the show will keep you guessing from the beginning as no two acts are the same and no two laughs will be the same either!

5. It’s down right funny!

Squeaky Clean Comedy is Melbourne City Conference Centre on the first 3 Saturdays of the Festival.

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/squeaky-clean-comedy

5 Good reasons to see CJ Delling – Reality Bandit

1. This is a show you could bring your mum, first date or dentist to.

2. The Bull & Bear Tavern is a proper old school pub that is close to Flinders Station, trams and parking. (That could be the most important reason.)

3. You get to meet me before and after the show. (That could be the least important reason.)

4. There may or may not be a Zombie joke in the show
 just like one day there may or may not be a Zombie Apocalypse.

5. It’s my 3rd solo show and it went quite well in Adelaide a few weeks ago.

CJ Delling performs Reality Bandit

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/reality-bandit-cj-delling

5 Good Reasons to see NICK CODY: Here’s Trouble

1. It’s hilarious

2. I went to Afghanistan to entertain the troops
you probably haven’t but you’ll love the stories about it.

3. I’m introduced by UFC Ring Announcer Bruce Buffer
that’s pretty badass

4. I have two pet budgies to feed

5. See number 1.

Nick Cody performs Here’s Trouble at the Portland Hotel