5 Good Reasons to see Anthony Jeannot is Unaccept-a-bubble

1) There will be a bunch of kittens at the show. SERIOUSLY SO MANY KITTENS. KITTENS, Everywhere!

There will just be me, on stage, the audience and a whole bunch of adorable kittens. It will be awesome.

 

2) There will be puppies. OH MY GOD, so many puppies!

It’s going to be an hour, of me on stage, telling hilarious jokes to a room full of people who are laughing whilst intermittently playing with the cute puppies and kittens.

 

3) I’ll give you chocolate. BLOCKS AND BLOCKS OF DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE!

Picture it, me, on stage, with my jokes, while you enjoy chocolate and the company of dogs and kittens.

 

4) There will be bubbles… BUBBLES GUYS!

So, it’s me, on stage, telling my stories, with bubbles, chocolate, puppies and kittens everywhere.

 

5) I will be doing stand-up.

In fact, that’s the only thing that will be happening, no kittens, no puppies, no chocolates, no bubbles, just me with stories about near, near death experiences, love, possibly dating someone who is definitely racist and other things.

Oh, and there will be bubbles, that one wasn’t a lie.

 

For more information and tickets, go to:

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/anthony-jeannot-is- unaccept-a-bubble/

5 Good Reasons to See Magic Steven – Try To Love Everyone

1. I try to be real & unconvensh, at all times.
2. When I use public transport in Melbourne, my thing is… I always touch on and touch off, using ‘MYKI’.
3.  I’m putting my heart and soul into this show.
4. You might love it.
5. “He’s just working through some stuff.” – The Herald Sun, reviewing my last show.
For more information and tickets check out the Fringe website:

5 Good Reasons to see Bowls Club Jazz

1. There’s a very good chance that something will get smashed, but we won’t give it away just yet. On an unrelated note the show features watermelons and a ukelele.

2. The world went crazy with rumours of a Flight of the Conchords reunion, so clearly we’re ready for the next big musical comedy duo. Is it these guys? Probably not, but can you really afford to miss out on them just in case they are?

3. Cream will be whipped live. Seductively.

4. The boys are taking their show on tour so there are multiple places to catch the show! From Frankston to Bendigo, Windsor to Carlton, and finishing up at the Tuxedo Cat.

5. There will likely be scones for the audience. It would be a shame to waste all that cream.

For information about tickets and the various Bowls Clubs they’re performing in check out the Fringe Website

5 Good Reasons to see Post-Post.

1) Because reviewers have said Carly Milroy was ‘Outstanding!‘ (SYN), and Harley Hefford’s writing is ‘Surreal… very very funny‘ (Kimberley Thompson).

2) Because Post-Post contains the most impressive performer-to-packaging goods ratio in the Fringe festival.

3) Because Post-Post will wow you with 13 weirdo characters, 276 envelopes*, 1 microwave, 7 puppets* and 2 Barbara Streisand solos.

4) Because you’ll get a Post-Post-postcard! Write a message to your OLD best friends in a communal postcard-writing session with a room of your NEW best friends.

5) Because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h3PnrvTNCM.

*sort of.

For information and tickets see the Fringe website:

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/post-post/

5 good reasons to see Matt Harvey: The sperm that made it

1) Its part of the fringe festival so you can say you are cultural and supporting the arts

2) Its cheap, even on a minimum wage job you could afford to come 1.7 times for an hours wage

3) There won’t be any gritty reboots of your favourite kids shows

4) There won’t be a convoluted love story involving a ‘meet-cute’ and easily resolved issues that are inexplicably stretched out because… script.

5) There is just as much existential angst as your favourite indie film yet it is still comedy.

For Information and tickets check out the Fringe website

http://www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/matt-harvey-the-sperm-that-made-it/#

5 Good Reasons to See The Crepe Hanger’s Ball

1. You laugh.

2. It has been some time since you stepped outside.

3. It’s time you treated your butt to a smaller seat.

4. The dripping tap in your kitchen is the closest you have to company.

5. The guy sitting in front of you might have a gross birthmark that you’ll tell your friends about.

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