1. Because if you don’t, then you’re racist.
2. please refer to point 1.
3. please refer to point 2.
4. please refer to point 3.
5. Because you’re only as good as your last show, and my last show had a sell-out season at MICF 2013, won Best show at Sydney Comedy Festival & was nominated for best newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I’m super excited about my new show, and I know that you’re going to love it. You have to. If you don’t, then you’re probably racist. (nah just jokes. you wouldn’t have clicked on the link if you were racist!)
Matt Okine is performing Happiness Not Included at The Swiss Club
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/happiness-not-included-matt-okine