1. Cause I’m in it and I’m famous… On facebook.
2. Cause the show got 4 star reviews in Edinburgh and 4.5 stars in Adelaide, so at that rate it would appear that you’re about to see a 5 star show.
3. Cause I rock SO fuckin hard! I will tear that place apart! I’ve got mad ninja skills when it comes to shredding (acoustic rhythm guitar) and also for turbo-charged-power-metal-rock-kicks! Seriously, ever seen a reverse-double-fly-kick done without looking? Come and see my show!
4. Cause I play an acoustic Flying V! The rarest guitar known to man. Enough said.
5. This is my 18th year in comedy and my first at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, I’m like a giant sling shot that is about to snap and launch my good times into your beautiful face, Melbz! I promise it’s gonna be epic and you don’t wanna miss it! Be there so you can tell your grandkids you were there!
I Wish I Had a Band is on at Trades Hall. For more information and bookings visit the website:
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2015/season/shows/i-wish-i-had-a-band-dave-eastgate