1. If you want to hear a harsh skeptics story of his journey into the Soul
2. If you love the music of Michael Bolton
3. If you really hate the music of Michael Bolton
4. If your life is great, but ultimately hollow and disconnected, and you’re struggling to find out if the experiences that poets used to describe actually do exist, so you don’t have to just continue to bore through the weighty miasma of being
5. If you like jokes!
Paul Ayre The Unenduring Depths of Your Soul: To the Tune of Michael Bolton
1- You have parents that drive you crazy and you need to vent vicariously through Jeeves’s comedy
2- You left a potentially high-paying career to “follow your dreams” and you need validation for your choices
3- You have an ethnic background that doesn’t in anyway influence you as an Australian but everyone else assumes it does.
4- You’ve suspected for a long time that endorphins are a myth because no one could ever feel that good after killing themselves at the gym. Also they sound like they might actually be a mythical creature… Endorphins.
5- You love cats.
Jeeves Verma performs He’s Just Not That India at Belleville
1. It’s a choose-your-own-adventure show where the audience picks what they want to see in the show. It’s like Goosebumps without all the ghosts and slime monsters and stuff. Or is it…….
2. It’s actually two shows! That’s right. Circus and Hollywood. I wrote two shows like a big dummy. But both of them are real fun and good and you get to pick which one you want to see at the start. You’re in charge! Which is not at all intimidating for me AHAHAHAHA oh god.
3. Hot Patootie is fun to say. Go yell it at the top of your lungs in the middle of the street, “HOT PATOOTIE”. See? So much fun!
4. There are animal hats. So many animal hats.
5. They are very silly shows but also fun and meaningful so you’ll feel super nice after you leave. Like a big ol’ warm hug from your favourite crazy Auntie.
Clara Cupcakes performs Hot Patootie at The Butterfly Club from March 22 – April 3
1) Hello, Mrs Eileen Williams here to tell you why you should come to see Irrelevant at the Butterfly Club at the end of March. It will be quite the social occasion. I will be there in support, but of course more importantly my husband, Mr Howard Williams, will be there and will have wonderful, relevant opinions on things.
2) Howard is a very good husband and takes very good care of me. In fact, he takes excellent care of all his things. His golf clubs are very shiny.
3) Although it might seem that the word âIrrelevantâ is very long and not suitable for women, it turns out itâs just a three syllable word with a little hat on. So, all invited.
4) Did you know that back in the 1950s the word âapplesauceâ was – ahem, excuse me – an expletive? It was a very dangerous decade for cooking pork dishes let me tell you.
5) Iâm so sorry, my husband Howard has just reminded me that it is not the wifeâs duty to enter into correspondence with tabloids unless typing for her husband. This is ever so embarrassing. Please disregard this email.
Michelle Nussey as Eileen Williams in Irrelevant is on at the Butterfly Club 22 -27 March