1. Itās the FIRST solo sketch comedy show from a guy who knows sketch comedy.
Debut shows are tricky propositions, eh? You want to support new artists, sure, but damned if you want to see a crap show. Daveās done a bunch of sketch comedy show stuff previously with The Sexy Detectives and they got good reviews, so you can see Sketch Me Like One of Your French Girls knowing that if you hate it itās only because thatās just, like, your opinion, man. This very website what youāre reading right now called The Sexy Detectives, āexperimental and non-standard, utterly entertaining, and just really stupidly funnyā, which is pretty much 95% compliments.
What weāre trying to say is, Daveās relatively certain he knows which end of the sketch comedy stick makes the funnies go bang.
2. Each show will see a SECOND Comedy Fest artist appearing in a special guest spot.
Itās a short and super sneaky appearance from a different comedian each night, all in the aid of Maximum Comedy. Your show could have an award-nominated (or -winning!) comedian, or it could have an artist too-damn-cool for those awards but that the other performers all know is great. Hope you donāt turn up on the night Dave organised that one terrible comedian to turn up.
3. Sketch Me features not one, not two, but THREE jokes about famous visual artists.
Yeah, we know what you like.
This is just how Dave rolls. Heās always tossing out art history bon mots over a bottle of ā59 Grange with chums.
Real talk: Sketch Me Like One of Your French Girls is your one stop shop for gags about famed Dutch painter and primary colour enthusiast Piet Mondrian. If fact, this is really bloody likely to be the only show in this yearās Melbourne International Comedy Festival with Mondrian-related material, because all those other shows JUST ARENāT GAME ENOUGH for geometric shape-based comedy.
If Mondrianās not your guy, we feel. Thatās when the expertly-timed Jackson Pollock Blue Poles joke T-bones you, like a sucker punch to the funny bone. Itās about time someone took that Pollock joker down a peg after what he did to the socialist realism movement, amiright?
The third joke is a cheap swipe at Ken Done.
4. You can try before you buy (but please, definitely do buy) by checking out the FOUR video sketches promoting Sketch Me.
Sketch comedy! It comes in both live and not-live formats. To enjoy a little bit of the latter before you check out the former with Sketch Me, head over to the David Massingham Comedy page on Facebook to get a look-see at some great online content. Sure, thereās only one sketch up at time of writing, but the other three canāt be far off. Impress all your friends by predicting that theyāll be uploaded in week-and-a-half to two week increments.
5. Weāve made a mistake and thereās nothing in this show related to the number FIVE.
Sorry, this top five list has let you down most terribly. We only hope this doesnāt reflect poorly on Sketch Me Like One of Your French Girls, which is a very good show indeed and contains much less material about 20th century art than this write-up would suggest.
Sketch Me Like One of Your French Girls is on at Tasma Terrace March 28 – April 8
https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2018/shows/sketch-me-like-one-of-your-french-girls